Walk this way
me and Angry
down the beach
until out of reach
of the neighbours
and hard labours.
Elle saw us coming and rushed off the beach to meet us. She said she’d been worried about me and was glad to see me back in one piece.
I replied that I was already only one half, remembering my green other ‘arf, but I was indeed still in one half piece.
Elle chuckled and said, ‘Well, if you’re going to be pedantic, it’s good to see all your grey self again. I would love to meet your green other ‘arf one day, and you all together as one greenygrey, but I’ve only known you as Grey.’
‘Thank you kind Elle’, I replied, ‘I should have been more understanding, and especially at this joyous moment, and I do dearly wish that one day you will meet me as one half of the complete Greenygrey.’
I introduced Angry to the others once everything had settled down, and asked how things had been going here.
They said everything had been wonderful, and they’d been shown great hospitality by King Scote and all the others.
I asked Bonzo what all the noise was about, and he said that the little penguins had enjoyed playing the new sport of AusRuIcket he’d taught them that they’d presented them to him. They’d also burnt another set, and would play a tournament for them every year called the ARIshes.
I asked where the penguins had got the bagpipes from, and Bonzo said that it was like me: a bit of a grey area that went back a long time.
But little penguin legend said that they were brought over by a Rockhopper a long time ago. They also provided the Bonz with a video to practise with:
Thanks to Big Robbo at MamasFallenAngels for inspiring the idea to put this video here, after he put it up on the site just after I’d done the last blog with Bonzo first playing the bagpipes.