This is the blog of Grey, one half of the Greenygrey: a legendary werewolf and presumed to be last of its kind. The Greenygrey virtually rambled the whole way across North America, and recorded its travel in the epic memoir literary nonsense travel narrative: Greengrey’s Rambles: How to Remember North America.
After the Greenygrey’s book was published it quickly shot to fame, and appeared in reality werewolf TV shows: Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf and I’m a Celebrity Werewolf…Get Me Out of Here.
As so often happens in the celebrity world, the sudden rise to fame was all too quickly followed by a trough and decline. Out of the abyss emerged the shadowy Grand Council of the Greenygrey (GCG); something that was a part of Greenygrey legend, but that had not materialised for many a moon.
It split the Greenygrey up into Green and Grey, and set them a task for the World Cup. Green and Grey tried their best, but the GCG was not impressed, and ordered the Grey to Australia.
This is Grey’s travel diary from Australia.