Time had seemed to stand still, as if we were frozen in time, but then we all looked up, and saw the Marauder t-shirts we were wearing. We seemed to all remember in unison that Black footed Rock Wally B had said they might come in handy in South Australia. We all looked at each other with a relieved knowing grin, and exclaimed: ‘Of course, crows are birds, and the Marauder t-shirt has a picture of a bird, so the crows will win.’
Betting on Birds for our own Time
We rushed over to Theold Gumtree
and said we’ll wager our timesanity
on crows to beat redbacks
and then we’ll make tracks
back to our own place in history…
The Game is Played after Timewager is Laid
The game started and it was a great spectacle, with thousands of crows and redbacks supporters on each side of the ground cheering on their teams. The biggest contingent of redbacks supporters seemed to be giraffes, while most crows fans were llamas.
The redbacks took an early lead when Redgrave buried the ball between the posts. They soon extended their lead through Reddin, which created a cacophony of noise from the redback end. Just before half-time, Redburn seemed to fan the flames of our misfortunes when it extended the redbacks lead.
Will Grey Save the Crow Day?
We almost thought all was lost, but I thought I spotted a weakness in the redbacks defence: that they were open to attack from above, and that the crows should use their aerial prowess to their advantage, instead of playing it on the ground.
And at almost the same time I remembered my ability to shape-shift, and told the others I was off to join the Crows. They wished me luck, after reminding me our place in time rested on my performance.
So I shape-shifted into a crow, and flew down to the pitch.
I squawked my views on second-half play,
told them it was vital to our right of way,
and volunteered as shape-shift Crow Grey,
to join the all-engrossing sporting fray.
They accepted my offer and I lined up for the second half…