As we left the Whiskey a Go-Go I saw a bat-like cloaked figure lurking in the shadows, which made me a little suspicious. The next thing it was barking at the moon, and I became more than a tad worried. Was this some kind of lone-human werewolf?
Ozzy Osbourne’s Blizzard of Ozz
A minute later a blizzard blew up out of nowhere, and the shadowy figure shouted that Oz was no place for a dog, and he was going to take it to Ozz, which had much more room through the extension of an extra z.
I then realised it was the 1980s Ozzy Osbourne, and with his reputation at that time for biting the heads off creatures I thought Angry’s dog might be in great peril.
Elle Uses Her Body to Great Effect
My concern seemed to be justified the next moment, when Ozzy sprang out of the shadows singing Steal Away (The Night). Angry was still buzzing from his performance and seemed to be unaware of Ozzy’s presence.
Ozzy looked certain to reach Angry’s dog and snatch it away to a chilly life in Blizzardy Ozz when Elle stuck out her leg and tripped up the Mr. Crowley singer.
A Crazy Train was passing through town on the way to the 1990s, and seeing her chance, Elle picked up Ozzy and threw him onto the train.
Ozzy sang back a love song. I wasn’t sure if it was to Elle or the dog.
Anyway, Angry had seen the latter stages of the bizarre incident, and sang back at Ozzy that he could wave Goodbye to Romance.
Ozzy started waving, but at the same time sang that he would shed No More Tears.